15+ Awful Pizzas That Are An Affront To Pizzakind

Ally Perry • Writer and Editor

Feb 13, 2022 6:00 PM EST

It's hard to imagine a more universally beloved food than a pizza. There are few other foods out there that provide such a complete meal all in one item, that can be dressed up or down in a thousand variations.

That said, with great power comes great controversy. The problem of the humble pizza pie appealing to almost everyone's tastes and specifications is that it makes some people do some seriously messed up things with it.

The whole pineapple debate may be old and stale by now, but there's still plenty of steam left in the pie-based outrage machine. In fact, chefs are coming up with new abominations on a daily basis.

Considering how easy it is to upset Italians about their cuisine, it's a wonder more of these horrors haven't caused a national uproar. While many of these examples are stomach-turning in their own right, what's worse is there are actually people out there who think they're tasty.

Bodily Fluid

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Somebody sneezed on this.
I Can Feel The Diarrhoea Already

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An Abomination

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This topping is cat sick.
Pizza Pie

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Literally…
Go Little Rockstar

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No Words

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It's Umami

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All The Fun Of The Fair

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Hope you like corn.
A Five Course Meal

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This is like the bourgeois version of the sweet 'n' savory pasties men used to get sent down the mines with.
Cursed Pop-Tart

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Gay Rights!

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Wasn't Pineapple Enough

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I'm Not Lovin' It

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???

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Part meal, part spaceship.
None Heart With Left Beef

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Romance isn't dead <3